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Bucket List With Callboy Prince - Db
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00:00:00It's my darkest.
00:00:02Where's your group?
00:00:08Where's your group?
00:00:12Breast cancer.
00:00:14Late stages.
00:00:16You should notify your loved ones as soon as possible.
00:00:20I'm so sorry.
00:00:22David!
00:00:28What the fuck is going on? Do you want to tell me who the fuck she is?
00:00:32Get the fuck away from my fiance!
00:00:43Fiance?
00:00:44We've been together for five years.
00:00:46Three months ago, you proposed to me.
00:00:49Who even booked our wedding venue?
00:00:51And now I've been diagnosed with cancer.
00:00:55You really are pathetic, aren't you?
00:00:58Oh, poor me. Look, I have cancer.
00:01:03Did you really believe we would spend the rest of our days together?
00:01:07Actually, you weren't even my first choice.
00:01:10You've got cancer?
00:01:13Then go ahead and die.
00:01:21In three months, I'll be gone from this world.
00:01:25I refuse to drown in sorrow of heartbreak.
00:01:28I'll live recklessly for the rest of my life.
00:01:32I'll say goodbye to this world without any regrets.
00:01:36Are you ready to complete this wedding alone?
00:01:39Yes.
00:01:40Yes.
00:01:41God, please grant me the courage to finish this wedding alone.
00:01:51Marry me.
00:01:52Help me.
00:01:53Help me.
00:01:54Help me.
00:01:55Don't have been ruined on my förmections yet.
00:01:58I believe my body heeft allowed my fordam in many cities.
00:02:00No
00:02:20And I'll pronounce you husband and wife.
00:02:50It's nowhere near y'all, Chabelle.
00:03:08Astley, what are you doing here?
00:03:10Take my stuff, you stupid little bitch.
00:03:12Five years, David. Five years you spent together.
00:03:15And not once did you ever mention about leaving.
00:03:17Why didn't you tell me why?
00:03:19I'm running for office.
00:03:21And Vivian's dad can help me.
00:03:24You work in a cake shop.
00:03:26There's nothing you can ever do for me.
00:03:28Except maybe embarrass me by being seen with you.
00:03:31Embarrass you?
00:03:33Oh, did I embarrass you when you spent all my savings on the cake shop?
00:03:37But, you know, since I'm feeling generous, I'll give you $10,000 from the wedding expenses.
00:03:44And $100,000.
00:03:45$100,000?
00:03:48You are crazy.
00:03:50Five years living together and you never paid rent.
00:03:52And you became a lawyer from my money just so you could climb the social ladder.
00:03:55You bitch!
00:03:57Every day you came home from that cake shop stinking like egg.
00:04:01Hey, do you know how hard it is to put up with that goddamn stench for five years?
00:04:07You know what?
00:04:09Take my goddamn money and rot in hell.
00:04:12No man will ever want you.
00:04:15I want her.
00:04:16Oh, how much did you pay for this clown jiggler?
00:04:36A wedding photo from earlier today.
00:04:41Insulting someone that once loved you, well, that's just pretty poor.
00:04:45Attacking a hard-working woman, now that is nauseating.
00:04:51You're running for office.
00:04:53I pity the city.
00:04:55Who the hell are you to judge me?
00:04:58I'm a husband.
00:05:00And if you ever insult her again, you'll pay.
00:05:07Fine.
00:05:12You mark my words.
00:05:13He'll leave you, too.
00:05:16I always do.
00:05:22Losing someone like that?
00:05:26It's actually a blessing in disguise.
00:05:29You're beautiful.
00:05:31And you're kind.
00:05:32You deserve so much better.
00:05:33Don't bother trying to flatter me.
00:05:36I know who I am, and I don't need to hear any more lies from men.
00:05:41Hey, I wasn't trying to flatter you.
00:05:45Thanks for seconding earlier, but I don't need your help.
00:05:50I will repay-
00:05:51Don't bother!
00:05:51I swear.
00:05:53I swear.
00:06:11A list of wishes.
00:06:12One, I want to finish my wedding.
00:06:18Two, I want a vacation in London.
00:06:22Three, stay in the most luxurious suite.
00:06:27Four, I want to spend one night with my hottest schoolboy.
00:06:32Five, eat the best cake in the world.
00:06:37Six, meet the superstar Maxwell.
00:06:43And seven, get a tattoo.
00:06:48So these are your wishes.
00:06:51I can help make them come true.
00:06:52No fucking way.
00:06:53You can stay out.
00:06:54And that is there were three more wishes on the other page.
00:07:06What are they?
00:07:07This is none of your business.
00:07:09Okay?
00:07:10So just get ready and go.
00:07:24The Queen requests your presence immediately.
00:07:41Running away won't solve anything.
00:07:48Experience a mind-altering hallucination.
00:07:51My ninth wish.
00:07:55To kill the one I hate the most.
00:07:59Ten, find the most beautiful place to say goodbye to this life.
00:08:06Keep an eye on that girl.
00:08:08I want to make her dreams come true.
00:08:21How does Eve know I'm in London?
00:08:45I believe your stepmother the Queen, told Miss Eve.
00:08:49The Queen knows?
00:08:49You know I can't keep your whereabouts from the Queen.
00:08:52I said I'm staying in that suite.
00:08:55I'd like to book my hotel suite, please.
00:08:57Where did this country from?
00:08:59Can come from?
00:09:01Trying to compete.
00:09:02What do you mean?
00:09:03I'm willing to pay double.
00:09:05Honey, I think you've come to the wrong hotel.
00:09:08People like you don't belong here.
00:09:10Well, I think you belong in a mental hospital.
00:09:15Miss, I noticed you have a black card in your wallet.
00:09:18May I see it?
00:09:19Oh, no.
00:09:24Activate service code one immediately.
00:09:26Allow us to formally welcome you to our penthouse suite.
00:09:32The executive service team?
00:09:35How?
00:09:40Who is she?
00:09:41I'm sorry, Miss Eve, but I cannot disclose our guest's identity.
00:09:44She's dressed like a peasant.
00:09:47I don't care, but if you don't let me into that suite immediately, my family's never going to patronise this place again.
00:09:54That lady is our most esteemed guest.
00:09:56And if you continue to be disrespectful, I'll have to ask you to leave.
00:09:59Such a beautiful view.
00:10:17It's such a beautiful view.
00:10:29It's such a beautiful city.
00:10:32It's a shame I won't be able to see it for much longer.
00:10:35I wonder if anyone will even care about me when I'm gone.
00:10:39Oh, thank you.
00:10:47I can't seem to find it when the whole world is against me or not.
00:10:56Maybe you're the...
00:10:57I would like to hire the hottest call ball you have.
00:11:10It is my dying wish.
00:11:17Wow, what a handsome call boy.
00:11:32What?
00:11:38Wow, what a handsome call boy.
00:11:41What?
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:42How much were you had to drink?
00:11:57Hey, hey.
00:12:00Stop here.
00:12:02Do you not even recognise me?
00:12:04Of course I do.
00:12:05You're the most handsome call boy in London.
00:12:09Cool boy.
00:12:11You're a fool.
00:12:12I want to spend one night with the hottest call boy.
00:12:16Hey, give me that.
00:12:20What is it?
00:12:22You don't want me either?
00:12:23You think I smell like eggs, don't you?
00:12:26I'll go shower.
00:12:27Hey, no.
00:12:28You're perfect.
00:12:34I just want to make sure.
00:12:37Are you sure you want this?
00:12:42You must be the most handsome man in London.
00:12:51I suppose I am.
00:12:53I don't know.
00:12:53I don't know.
00:12:54I don't know.
00:12:55I don't know.
00:13:05I don't know.
00:13:06You should be the most handsome man in London.
00:13:08I don't know.
00:13:10I'm so happy to be the most handsome man in London.
00:13:15Hello there.
00:13:32Hi, I didn't expect you to be a cowboy.
00:13:39What's so funny?
00:13:40I just hope you're not disappointed.
00:13:45Disappointed? No, I'll pay. Of course, I'll pay.
00:13:54Here's your payment.
00:13:56You help me. Let's just call Ethan.
00:13:59Ethan? And the card the hotel owner gave me said that only VIP guests could have it.
00:14:06How did you get it?
00:14:08Uh, a client gave it to me. A particularly over-possessive client who just won't take no for an answer.
00:14:15Oh, so that's why those men were after you.
00:14:19Heavy Mafia?
00:14:21Oh, that! Uh, ah, I can handle that.
00:14:28You should go. I have not got enough time for this and no time for drama, so...
00:14:33Drama?
00:14:34I can tell you what, I've got an idea. Why don't we make a deal?
00:14:39I know London like the back of my hand, and I need to get rid of this client.
00:14:44I could be your guide.
00:14:46I could make whatever dream brought you here come true.
00:14:50My dream.
00:14:55Well, the next on my list is to try the most delicious cake in London.
00:15:01I've got to help you with that.
00:15:03But we're going to get into the makeover first.
00:15:16Where is everybody?
00:15:17Oh, this place is by appointment only.
00:15:20Exclusive clientele.
00:15:22I want to try them all on.
00:15:29Too flashy.
00:15:32Too boring.
00:15:36Looks like stage wear.
00:15:41Looks like something out of a funeral.
00:15:44I don't know, they all seem a bit too fancy for me.
00:15:47Maybe I'm not worthy of them.
00:15:53That is nonsense.
00:15:59It is the dress that isn't worthy of you, my love.
00:16:03Try this one.
00:16:05It's perfect, just like you.
00:16:08And I'll pay for it.
00:16:10No, it's fine. I'll pay for it myself.
00:16:12I'll pay for it myself.
00:16:21That dress has your name written all over it.
00:16:24Where? I don't see anything.
00:16:27Your boyfriend has exquisite taste.
00:16:29Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
00:16:32This is a one-of-a-kind piece made by our designer.
00:16:35Many people have tried it, but nobody has worn it as one as you.
00:16:39It's like it was made for you.
00:16:40Sure.
00:16:49Card declined.
00:16:51I knew you were only pretending to be rich.
00:16:54I said I'd pay for it myself.
00:16:56Now what you did, I got the money.
00:16:5840,000?
00:17:0040,000?
00:17:0540,000?
00:17:07That's insane!
00:17:08Is it made with invisible diamonds or something?
00:17:11This is an exclusive piece by designer Musette.
00:17:14If you can't afford to pay for it, don't bother trying it on.
00:17:17This is not a flea market for one of your Cinderella.
00:17:22Look, it doesn't matter if I'm not from the upper class or working class.
00:17:25I should be allowed to come in and be welcomed and try on whatever dress I want.
00:17:29That is a lovely speech.
00:17:30But if you can't afford it, you have to remove it.
00:17:35Second that I don't want it.
00:17:37The dress belongs to the lady.
00:17:40It's fine, I don't want to spend money on it.
00:17:46Hello, Musette.
00:17:48Yes, yes, it's Arthur, hello.
00:17:50Yeah, no, I'm just in London actually at the minute.
00:17:51And I've just got my eyes on one of your beautiful dresses.
00:17:55But yeah, um, it's pretty...
00:18:02I am most terribly sorry.
00:18:06With her misunderstanding.
00:18:08Well now, you haven't offended me.
00:18:10You've offended her.
00:18:12I am so sorry, ma'am.
00:18:14Would you like to wear that dress to go, ma'am?
00:18:16Or can I wrap it for you?
00:18:17She'd like to wear the dress.
00:18:22The dress and the shoes, I'll pay for it myself.
00:18:24Are you sure you have that much money still?
00:18:28No.
00:18:32And don't worry about it.
00:18:34You need to get used to be taken care of.
00:18:35So, this is the oldest and most famous pastry salon in London.
00:18:53Every month, they host a cake tasting, and as tradition, an auction for the chef's cake.
00:19:00An auction for a cake?
00:19:03Why is everything so like priced in London?
00:19:06Why don't you go find us a seat, and I'll get us something to drink, okay?
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:11Who are you and why are you all over Arthur?
00:19:14Slice.
00:19:16You are.
00:19:18Don't remember me.
00:19:20You tried taking my sweet country bumpkin.
00:19:22I didn't try, I did so if you excuse me.
00:19:24Not so fast.
00:19:26I'm very close with Arthur, and I demand to know your relationship with him.
00:19:27It's just business.
00:19:29Do no high-end escorts walk the tour these days?
00:19:31I'm responsible.
00:19:33I'm not so fast.
00:19:35I'm very close with Arthur, and I demand to know your relationship with him.
00:19:38It's just business.
00:19:40Do no high-end escorts walk the tour these days?
00:19:42How much does he pay you?
00:19:45What?
00:19:46He's not someone you can just cling to.
00:19:48No.
00:19:50Eve, this is a private matter.
00:19:53Please respect that.
00:19:57I'm gonna let you two catch up.
00:19:59So I'm gonna grab a cup of tea.
00:20:01Arthur, I give you respect.
00:20:03You can have some freedom, but you cannot bring a whore into our social circles.
00:20:07And your fiancé!
00:20:08And your fiancé!
00:20:09She's not a fool.
00:20:11Watch.
00:20:12Your words, Eve.
00:20:14I can spend my time with whomever I like.
00:20:21So she's not an escort?
00:20:24She's a bitch, that's what she is.
00:20:26And I will lend her a nice relationship if it means killing her.
00:20:29I apologize for what you were just put through.
00:20:32It's my fault.
00:20:34You sure have a lot of abnormal clients in London.
00:20:37Is she also rich and powerful?
00:20:39Her father is.
00:20:41She clearly likes you.
00:20:42She just wants to control me.
00:20:44I'm neither rich or powerful, and yet, here you are.
00:20:48Hang with me.
00:20:49Why?
00:20:50Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual Ian Afternoon Tea.
00:20:54Now presenting, Chef Ian himself.
00:20:58You look so light.
00:21:01I've watched tons of those baking tutorials.
00:21:03Thank you so much, everyone, for being here today.
00:21:05This cake that we have here is entitled Wish.
00:21:08As always, my blessings upon you all.
00:21:10And as per usual, we'll be starting the bin today at around £1,000.
00:21:14So I'd love to hear those dates.
00:21:15One thousand three hundred.
00:21:19Ten thousand.
00:21:22Ten thousand one hundred.
00:21:26One hundred thousand.
00:21:29One hundred thousand?
00:21:31She's insane.
00:21:32She's got the money, but I sure don't.
00:21:35Do I have to let go of my wish?
00:21:40One hundred thousand.
00:21:42One hundred thousand.
00:21:45One hundred thousand.
00:21:47Going once.
00:21:49Going twice.
00:21:50One hundred and ten thousand.
00:21:53What are you crazy?
00:21:55Two hundred thousand!
00:21:58Excuse me, Mr. Ian.
00:22:01As I recall, all of your cakes bear the iris emblem, and yet, I don't believe this one does.
00:22:08That's a keen observation.
00:22:12Apologies, everybody.
00:22:14This is clearly an oversight.
00:22:16We're going to rectify this, and the bidding will resume as soon as we have cleared up this little matter.
00:22:22Gabe?
00:22:24Yes.
00:22:28Um, I'm just going to run to the bathroom.
00:22:31I'm just going to run through.
00:22:37I'm an idiot!
00:22:39Why'd you not run the iris off?
00:22:41If you said I could get creative with this cake, the iris would have ruined the design.
00:22:45You are a nobody.
00:22:47Just because I let you fit in for me, doesn't mean you get a couple of shots.
00:22:50Fuck it for this!
00:22:52Got it?
00:22:54A cake made by a fraud?
00:22:56Do I really want that on my bucket list?
00:23:03Cheap whore!
00:23:05Now land your lesson and stay away from my map!
00:23:15How dare you hit me?
00:23:17You hit me? Why shouldn't I hit you?
00:23:18Leave me. Don't go too far.
00:23:24If you have a problem, come to me.
00:23:34Bidding will now recommence.
00:23:36Thank you all for your patience.
00:23:38The lady's last bid was 200,000.
00:23:40And if I could just interject very quickly, based on what happened earlier and they kind of let them miss out.
00:23:44Because of that, I'd like to change the rules if everybody's okay with that.
00:23:48This cake will not be gifted at random to a random table in the audience.
00:23:55If that's okay.
00:23:58Do you really?
00:24:01I'm sorry, don't have any time.
00:24:03That was just a little talk.
00:24:04And the random number is...
00:24:10Do you want your team?
00:24:11Where are you doing your team?
00:24:13Oh!
00:24:15Come on up.
00:24:21Come on up here, the luckiest lady in all of London.
00:24:24Fantastic, the lucky winner.
00:24:26Arthur, why don't you pop on up as well there?
00:24:28And I'll get one of the lucky couple there together. I'll step out.
00:24:39Don't think just because you won Ian's cake you deserve to join the upper class, you lowly bitch.
00:24:47Ian, you made a grave error today.
00:24:49I could have offered you ten times the price for your cake, plus an invitation to my family's banquet.
00:24:54Fortunately now, I won't be able to do that.
00:24:57Ten times? Did I hear that right?
00:25:00Miss Eve, that's an awful lot of money. Are you sure you can afford that?
00:25:04Oh, country bumpkin. Of course.
00:25:09It's loose change for me.
00:25:12Did everybody just hear that? That's almost two million.
00:25:15I don't think you can just pull two million from your pot.
00:25:18Eve, what are you doing?
00:25:19I just want to see if London is filled with rich, pretentious people.
00:25:27Two million and the cake is mine.
00:25:32Sure.
00:25:36I thought...
00:25:38Sorry, I thought the tape was what you wanted.
00:25:40Miss Eve, you truly are wealthy, I'll give you that.
00:25:43And you truly are a country bumpkin.
00:25:45Don't you know it's incredibly rude to resell works of our Masterchef.
00:25:52I've held this tea party for over a decade.
00:25:56And this is the first time I've ever been so insulted.
00:26:00The lady you have brought has not only insulted myself, but my work.
00:26:04Chief.
00:26:05How rude.
00:26:06How shallow.
00:26:08Now let's all enjoy the cake together and applaud to our Ian.
00:26:18Maybe now our chief country girl will understand she does not deserve classy things.
00:26:29Ian, you said that I insulted your work.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:34She certainly did.
00:26:35When the cake that he made wasn't even made by him, it was made by his assistant.
00:26:40You've all been paying thousands and thousands of pounds for his lies.
00:26:44Wait, there's someone else been doing the labor.
00:26:46You're all idiots.
00:26:48Excuse me, this is absolute slander.
00:26:50Do not listen to her. She doesn't have any proof.
00:26:53Oh, excuse me.
00:26:55It's Ian. Get an ambulance.
00:26:56We're so unclassy and rude running away like that.
00:27:16We're just two real people with real feelings.
00:27:19What a pity.
00:27:23I guess I won't be able to try the most expensive cake in London.
00:27:28I know a place.
00:27:30I know a place too.
00:27:32Thanks to you exposing Ian, I just got fired.
00:27:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:27:38No, honestly, it's fine.
00:27:40I've been wanting to leave that bastard for a while.
00:27:42My name's Gabe, by the way.
00:27:44Nice to meet you.
00:27:45I know a place we can get that cake you wanted.
00:27:48I was going to suggest this place too. How do you know about it?
00:28:03It's my grandmother's bakery.
00:28:05It's been in London for almost 50 years.
00:28:08We're closing tomorrow.
00:28:10Why?
00:28:11Well, the rent's too high. Grandma's getting old.
00:28:15Shall we go?
00:28:16Go.
00:28:23Grandma.
00:28:25Hello.
00:28:29Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Prince.
00:28:34Oh, Mrs. Wells.
00:28:35I think what you mean to say is, I'm still that little prince that could never resist a sweet treat.
00:28:41I've grown up a little bit since then.
00:28:44Oh, is that why they call you the prince?
00:28:46Yeah, well, I used to come in here all the time with my mother when I was a child.
00:28:50And, Mrs. Wells, I'd like for you to meet Joe.
00:28:55Joe is also a baker.
00:28:56Oh, no, I'm just a small town baker.
00:29:00That doesn't mean to say you're no good.
00:29:03Exactly.
00:29:05She wanted to try Ian's cake today, but, you know, no luck.
00:29:09And I'm out of the job now.
00:29:12Aww, not a poor problem, young lady.
00:29:16No.
00:29:18Joe wanted to try the best cake in London.
00:29:20Is today some kind of special day?
00:29:24Oh, it's actually my birthday.
00:29:27Why didn't you tell me?
00:29:29We will make it meaningful and memorable.
00:29:34And we will bake a cake.
00:29:37And let it be a chapter in my cake shop.
00:29:41Happy Birthday dear Joe.
00:29:42Happy Birthday to you.
00:29:43Happy Birthday dear Joe.
00:29:47Happy birthday dear Joe, happy birthday to you.
00:30:11I wish for you all to live a long and healthy, happy life.
00:30:23Shouldn't you make a wish for yourself?
00:30:27What's wrong?
00:30:31It's birthday is my last.
00:30:35Why would it be your last birthday?
00:30:39I mean, with you guys right, we all have to leave at some point.
00:30:43None of us are going to be around forever.
00:30:45Let's eat the cake.
00:30:50Wow, this cake is amazing.
00:30:55Thank you Arthur, you truly are the most warmest, most wonderful man in London.
00:31:02The good lad.
00:31:06What was the secret ingredient?
00:31:10It's cherished memories.
00:31:16I have an idea.
00:31:20Here Gabe, this is two million dollars.
00:31:23You should keep this cake shop alive.
00:31:25This cake deserves to be shared with the world.
00:31:30We are full of surprises.
00:31:35Thank you again.
00:31:37Thank you so much.
00:31:38Thank you very much.
00:31:39Have a good birthday.
00:31:40We'll see you soon.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:43You truly are full of surprises.
00:31:47What do you mean?
00:31:49Just chucking out two million like that?
00:31:51Not even royal princesses are that carefree and that generous.
00:31:56Well, they did offer me the role of the owner, but I couldn't accept it.
00:32:02Then what do you want?
00:32:04I want a holiday and maybe to make a few dreams come true.
00:32:11One second.
00:32:12Sorry.
00:32:13Hey.
00:32:14What's up?
00:32:15The Queen wanted me to remind you there's a ball tomorrow in London.
00:32:18You are to attend with Miss Eve or else the King will strip you of all your privileges,
00:32:22including that black card you gave Miss Jo.
00:32:29How would you like to attend a grand ball with me tomorrow?
00:32:32A ball?
00:32:33It's a high society masquerade ball where everyone dresses off as characters.
00:32:38I could be the prince and you could be a lady.
00:32:43Not interested.
00:32:44Um, well, how about think about your other wishes.
00:32:49Number six was to meet the movie star, Kirk Maxwell.
00:32:53He'll be there.
00:32:54Oh, the prince is here.
00:33:03Oh, my boy.
00:33:04Prince.
00:33:05Prince is here.
00:33:06Everybody knows that you're playing the prince.
00:33:09I've been here a few times.
00:33:11Arthur.
00:33:12Good to see you, old boy.
00:33:14Good to see you.
00:33:16This is Lady Emily of the Limp family.
00:33:19Oh, the Limp family.
00:33:20I don't recall seeing you at any gatherings and watching you were raised abroad.
00:33:24Oh, yeah.
00:33:26My parents separated, so I grew up in South Africa with my mother.
00:33:29Oh, well, of course.
00:33:30Well, it's a pleasure, Lady Emily.
00:33:32I'm known.
00:33:33Missed me.
00:33:34Ritu.
00:33:35Turns out you're the Limp girl.
00:33:38Still nothing compared to me, because your father's barely even a noble.
00:33:44I'm not here to compete with you.
00:33:46You might be okay sharing your mind, but I have pride.
00:33:49I think you're taking this ball a little too seriously.
00:33:52Didn't you know this whole ball was created-
00:33:56Kirk!
00:33:57Kirk!
00:33:58Oh my god, it's Kirk Maxwell.
00:34:10Kirk!
00:34:11Kirk!
00:34:12I bet Kirk takes Chick back to his dressing room.
00:34:17He's like a randy bloody terrier.
00:34:19I'll get a photo, or I'll record it even better.
00:34:23That'll ruin his reputation.
00:34:25Wait, why are you doing this?
00:34:26I thought Kirk was your friend.
00:34:27Oh, no.
00:34:28It's a poor, wild raised girl who thinks she's a noble.
00:34:31I didn't think the prince's date would be next in line to jump him to go to bed.
00:34:34I'll say we're better in bed.
00:34:35How about a threesome?
00:34:36It's disgusting!
00:34:37I don't think the prince's date would be next in line to jump him to go to bed.
00:34:39I'll say we're better in bed.
00:34:40How about a threesome?
00:34:41Disgusting!
00:34:42Disgusting!
00:34:43Ugh!
00:34:44Disgusting!
00:34:45Ugh!
00:34:46I'll get a photo.
00:34:47I'll get a photo.
00:34:48Or I'll record it even better.
00:34:49That'll ruin his reputation.
00:34:50Wait, why are you doing this?
00:34:51I thought Kirk was your friend.
00:34:52Oh, no.
00:34:53It's a poor, wild raised girl who thinks she's a noble.
00:34:55I didn't think the prince's date would be next in line to jump him to go to bed.
00:34:59I'll say we're better in bed.
00:35:01How about a threesome?
00:35:03Disgusting!
00:35:04What kind of a lady would do that?
00:35:15Fuck, it was just a simple joke and she took it too seriously.
00:35:19Have you met her yet?
00:35:21Let me introduce you.
00:35:22This is Lady Emily of the Limp family, raised in South Africa.
00:35:26Quite a fiery temper.
00:35:28Go to a man whore and try to ruin your reputation.
00:35:31All right.
00:35:33And then, married.
00:35:36It has, what, over a dozen lovers on the side?
00:35:40God, I mean, last year you sold the entire estate just to date one of my co-stars.
00:35:47And she was too smitten with me.
00:35:49Now, Georgie boy, also married.
00:35:52Except his wife used to like me quite a bit.
00:35:55Now, as for me, I do admit I am a bit of a, well, playboy.
00:36:00But I've always been clear with my girls.
00:36:03And I've got a rule.
00:36:05I don't date married women.
00:36:08Right, we should die.
00:36:10Right, we should...
00:36:11Okay.
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:17So, what's your real name?
00:36:19I'm Joe.
00:36:20Well, thank you, Joe.
00:36:21I was brave.
00:36:23God, you are beautiful.
00:36:28Oh, come on.
00:36:29Don't go all shy on me.
00:36:31Thought you lied to me.
00:36:33Oh!
00:36:34Oh, no!
00:36:35Oh!
00:36:36Oh, no!
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:38Oh, no!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41Oh, no!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47Oh!
00:36:48Oh!
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:50Oh!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:52Oh!
00:36:53It's cool!
00:36:54Oh!
00:36:55You're pretty cool.
00:36:56You're damn jets big boy.
00:36:57You know it was actually um...
00:36:58Arthur who invited me here tonight.
00:36:59That still doesn't give any excuse to touch my woman.
00:37:01Yeah, we go way back right.
00:37:03Hahaha.
00:37:04Still doesn't give you an excuse.
00:37:05Don't get cold.
00:37:06Did you just refer to me as your woman?
00:37:10Can we talk our side?
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:19Arthur, Bujitsu, lawyer and employee.
00:37:22You're crossing the line.
00:37:24I just...
00:37:25I just don't want to see my employer get her heart broken.
00:37:31That guy, Kirk, he goes for girls quicker than he changes ties.
00:37:38You don't just want to be another tie in his closet.
00:37:42Arthur, I know what men are like and I know who I am.
00:37:45None of that should really concern you.
00:37:52Arthur, I know what men are like and I know who I am.
00:37:55None of that should really concern you.
00:38:00Sorry.
00:38:02It seems that I have crossed the line.
00:38:05But if you ever do need a shoulder to cry on, I have one hell of a shoulder.
00:38:11Arthur, I just want to keep things the way they are.
00:38:15You can't have feelings for me.
00:38:17Not now.
00:38:19So, what are you two talking about?
00:38:21This looks pretty serious.
00:38:25Arthur, it seems this embarrassment isn't exactly fit to be your date.
00:38:29Don't forget the real purpose for tonight's mom.
00:38:35Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Prince Arthur and Miss Eve for the opening dance.
00:38:42Please.
00:38:43Help me.
00:38:44Help me get rid of Eve.
00:38:45That's all I'm asking you to ask for tonight.
00:38:50Hey, Joe.
00:38:52Do you want to dance?
00:38:56Do you want to dance?
00:38:56Do you want to dance?
00:38:56Arthur seems a bit tied up tonight, and you know I hate to see a pretty girl alone at the ball.
00:39:10So, do you want to dance?
00:39:18I object!
00:39:19I object!
00:39:23I missed date tonight, so this dance should be with me.
00:39:26Are you sure you're worthy?
00:39:28It's not really up to you to decide.
00:39:32Ladies and gentlemen, also called Miss Emily, is an imposter.
00:39:38A country girl from Yorktown, sneaking her way in, trying to climb the social ladder.
00:39:44I invited her here.
00:39:47I can help.
00:39:48I hear the real Countess of Lindt is an expert in foxtrot dance.
00:40:00The long-lost dance?
00:40:01Easy peasy.
00:40:05Very calm.
00:40:06How about your chills?
00:40:10Some music?
00:40:11Are you sure you can dance?
00:40:14Are you sure you can dance?
00:40:15You sure you can dance?
00:40:22I'll guard you.
00:40:23Are you sure you don't play your issues?
00:40:24Are you sure you're good?
00:40:26Are you sure you're ready if you're not happy?
00:40:26Are you sure you're ready to dance?
00:40:27Are you sure you're ready?
00:40:28Are you sure you're ready to dance?
00:40:29It's out.
00:40:30yeah all right all right yeah
00:40:48now i'm starting to like you more and more you true you are a great dinosaur
00:40:56that's nothing i used to practice a lot when i was younger i thought people would judge
00:41:01me but i guess it came in handy tonight all right well for your next dance may i have
00:41:08this honor she's already had the best dance partner in the room and besides she's tart
00:41:14where are you going
00:41:20arthur i didn't even get to fill my stomach up at that party my fault tell you what
00:41:34dinner's on me tonight all right then i want a feast watch out for your wallet
00:41:39arthur this is way too much food there's no way we're going to be able to finish this
00:41:50what a waste and there's so many homeless people just starving
00:41:54do you mind awfully packing this up to go and then giving it to the local homeless if that's
00:42:05okay sure thank you problems are well arthur you're so sweet so kind so righteous
00:42:22what a waste just to be a cowboy hypothetically what if i wasn't a cowboy
00:42:32what would you do would you fall for me would you fall for me
00:42:40would you fall for me
00:42:44arthur even if you were i don't know a prince
00:42:48i don't think i could fall for anybody right now
00:42:52i don't think i'll ever be able to fall in love again
00:43:02arthur
00:43:05it's snowy
00:43:11oh arthur i've lost my phone and my money
00:43:14well snow is not that heavy it's not too far from the hotel
00:43:22i don't think i'll ever be able to fall in love again
00:43:42hey you need a ride
00:43:44kirk you're like a hero straight out of a movie
00:43:54yeah you know this all reminds me of a scene out of my latest movie come on get in i'll tell you all
00:43:58it's all about it
00:44:00all right sir hurry up and get in
00:44:11i'm honestly fine i'm fine and i don't want to take any medicine
00:44:15i hurried you as my escort and i made you go out and call you super responsible
00:44:20take it now he's uh an escort
00:44:28how did you not know no of course he knows
00:44:30what are you doing there well i booked this suite across the hall last night
00:44:34yeah well um how about you go back to it and uh stop doing whatever this is that you're doing
00:44:44your highness if you want me to keep quiet play nice all right i got dirt on you now what are you
00:44:50two whispering about you see i was just telling arthur here that i'd like to ask you out on a date
00:44:54i mean i need you to see officially that i'm a mush better escort than him
00:45:04okay i guess i can have two call boys on my list
00:45:13leon tail them i want to know everything about this date now
00:45:24so are you nervous or uh just avoiding you
00:45:38i'm on a date with a big movie star is a little nerve-wracking
00:45:42well firstly we're going to an art gallery and then we feast on french new wave cinema
00:45:47and apply new a book to wine tasting
00:45:51or is there something else you'd rather taste
00:45:53oh no
00:45:57you know you make me feel like we're just friends
00:45:59what's wrong with being just friends
00:46:04we're not gonna be friends
00:46:07wow i bet arthur would love that could i take a bottle home for him i don't think he's probably ever tried anything like that
00:46:25what in his job yeah impossible just because he's an escort you shouldn't make fun of him and you're his friend
00:46:35relax all right what i meant is um arthur mingles with the elites you know he's probably had every kind of wine
00:46:42oh sorry got a little defensive you know you're pretty cute when you're angry
00:46:48i like it this is what you say to every girl so we talk them until the clothes just fall off
00:46:54no no no i swear i have never praised an angry woman before except you
00:46:58kirk i'm just a regular girl who won the lottery of mess and trouble and
00:47:05there's nothing cool about it i i came to london to splurge and
00:47:10well to enjoy myself while i can
00:47:12because to be honest i don't know if this is the last time i can do something like this
00:47:20so you shouldn't waste your time in trying to charm somebody like me
00:47:25yeah look i'm not trying to charm you i'm just
00:47:30very attracted to you come on don't you want to experience experience what
00:47:39well experience what it feels like to date me
00:47:42you dare
00:47:49well kirk you're very charming but i could never fall in love with you
00:47:54joe you truly are a surprise why not i thought i was your favorite uh movie star you are the things
00:48:04i liked about you were the the characters you played and they always cherished love with honesty
00:48:09and and well kirk you're just kind of floating around in this rose-tinted dreamland bubble and
00:48:16it's eventually gonna burst and i think it's it's really important to stay grounded in reality so
00:48:21we know we know who we are cherish love with honesty so that's the kind of love joe wants
00:48:29look you're a great girl joe and you do deserve to be cherished all right
00:48:33you do need to stay grounded i'm sorry
00:48:48listen uh joe everything you just said is giving me a kind of uh clarity
00:48:59and i've never been sure of anything like this before but uh
00:49:02i think i might be in love with you
00:49:13track them i need to find their location now
00:49:18out you go
00:49:19where are we welcome to the other side of london home to underground deals and the city's most infamous
00:49:32what are we doing here well we're here to put our hearts on the line
00:49:36do let me help you uh take that off oh no it's okay i can do it myself kirk maxwell
00:49:55this is the place bastard stop
00:50:06and seven get a tattoo
00:50:20joe i once swore to you that i would help you fulfill all of your wishes
00:50:36that's what you want to do
00:50:38arthur
00:50:40royal family doesn't allow tattoos you sure about this
00:50:45the journey i would do anything
00:50:49all right
00:50:54i guess we're in it together
00:50:57what kind of tattoo do you want i want um a chinese poem i heard beckon had one i think it's really
00:51:02cool what pie it's this one
00:51:07what does it mean it means to live life to the fullest
00:51:12arthur
00:51:13what you're out of control you love this woman don't you
00:51:25i understand i'll handle the engagement next week
00:51:29stop interfering with my life
00:51:39joe let's go back hey joe let me take you home
00:51:58i'm glad you chose me
00:52:12here's your payment to the car and escort services i'm very satisfied with the experience joe
00:52:17man is that what you think of us a business arrangement
00:52:26what's right
00:52:28what is it take me back now
00:52:38come on what do you want oh dude relax
00:52:40just here to say goodbye all right time for the uh greatest wingman in history to make an exit right
00:52:47and i wish you my prince and princess
00:52:51a happily ever after
00:52:52you're feeling better it's just a sonic ache
00:53:05so
00:53:15it's quite hot
00:53:16so
00:53:16girl
00:53:17thank you
00:53:20no one's ever taken care of me like this before
00:53:24feels nice
00:53:32no
00:53:52arthur our contract ends here you're fired
00:53:56why
00:54:00i'm sorry i let you have the wrong idea but
00:54:03it's not professional to have a relationship with your employee
00:54:06employee no
00:54:08joe if this is about me being an escort
00:54:10this is strictly business arthur
00:54:14if it wasn't for me
00:54:17the truth i i i think i feel nothing for you
00:54:21i do
00:54:22understand
00:54:25yeah
00:54:28you don't understand
00:54:37yeah
00:54:45okay
00:54:48all right
00:54:50all right we'll call you back
00:54:52hey arthur hey
00:54:54what happened
00:54:56she said she didn't fit anything for me
00:54:57what
00:54:59no no i can guarantee you she does
00:55:02no no no she loves you
00:55:03then why did she push me away
00:55:08all right joe is hiding something i mean there's got to be some reason behind all of this right
00:55:13experience a mind-altering hallucination
00:55:29nobody cares about you nobody in this world loves you or cares about you joe nobody cares about you
00:55:37nobody nobody cares about you nobody cares about you nobody cares about you i care i care about you
00:55:48why did you come back i can't like see me like
00:55:52please argue there's nothing you can do to save me
00:55:55all right there's nothing in this world hey
00:55:59don't make judgments about me please don't push me away whatever you want to do
00:56:07i'll do it with you
00:56:15let's go crazy
00:56:23is this real or is it a hallucination it's real
00:56:30at least for the moment
00:56:33israel
00:56:37why did you come back
00:56:52because i realized you were the most beautiful woman in the world
00:56:57and you don't deserve to be on your own
00:56:58let's make a new deal relationship with no future leave whenever we want
00:57:07all right
00:57:10i'm in
00:57:10so how did the weed feel
00:57:22not as great as i thought
00:57:24nah same here
00:57:26although i think i found something else i'm addicted to
00:57:29oh really what's that
00:57:32you
00:57:34well yeah it was the first and last time i'm ever going to do that
00:57:38plus my new addiction is way better than pie
00:57:46you ready for a date
00:57:47being alive feels so good
00:57:59loving someone feels so good
00:58:02i no longer wish for forever this moment is forever
00:58:06you
00:58:13there's the milky way it's alter and vega
00:58:16altar and vega
00:58:18the chinese legend
00:58:21the emperor's daughter vega fell in love with immortal altar
00:58:24but the emperor decided that he wasn't good enough to bring back so
00:58:29he separated them but their love moved the birds which moved the wings and
00:58:34they built the bridge with their wings so they were able to meet on the bridge
00:58:38in the seventh month of the seventh day they can meet back on the bridge
00:58:45this is a sad story it's a beautiful story
00:58:57thank you arthur
00:59:00thank you jo
00:59:04what's this place
00:59:06well it's like an underground casino
00:59:10i still have the money that we didn't spend
00:59:20are you in for another round
00:59:27all in
00:59:28hey maybe you want to spread it
00:59:30i mean i've already lost twice
00:59:34third time's the chan right
00:59:36i can't be that bad at luck
00:59:46i've lost everything
00:59:56oh my god
00:59:58oh no and i didn't even pay the hotel
01:00:02oh what was i thinking
01:00:04why didn't you stop me
01:00:05it's all right it's fine it's fine a loss is a loss
01:00:09the woods are fun
01:00:11such an idiot trusting my stupid bad luck
01:00:17you can pay on credit if you like
01:00:18no thanks
01:00:20i don't want to become a full-blown gambling addict
01:00:23what kind of credit
01:00:25spend the night with me for one night and i'll lend the ladies and chips
01:00:28excuse you you're insane
01:00:35hey listen i have a feeling that your luck is about to change
01:00:44besides i'm curious how much am i worth
01:00:48give the lady one thousand pounds worth of chips
01:00:53you're worth a thousand
01:00:54a thou a thousand is that all
01:00:57i'll raise it to a hundred thousand but only if you stay with me for the entire holiday in london
01:01:04even men are into you
01:01:09thank you for your generosity but i'm only interested in women
01:01:15i'm sorry
01:01:19it seems like somebody is trying to inflate the price
01:01:23maybe you should reconsider your offer
01:01:27ten thousand deal
01:01:29no give the lady head chips
01:01:31no this joke has gone way too far and i'm definitely not sharing it with anybody
01:01:39what does this chinese poem mean
01:01:42it means in prime of life one must enjoy themselves to the fullest
01:01:49exactly we are here to savor every moment every second
01:01:56i want you to enjoy yourself
01:01:58but joe enjoy yourself
01:02:03i promise you won't have to share me with anyone
01:02:12all right let's enjoy ourselves
01:02:21all in hey just are you sure you want to play all your chips on this round remember i'm just
01:02:28reminding you maybe it would be more fun to split up over more rounds
01:02:35in prime of life one must enjoy themselves to the fullest
01:02:41plus i'm with you so i've got all the luck in the world
01:02:44all right let's do it all in let's play
01:02:59oh my god i won
01:03:03that's blackjack you won
01:03:05see i told you now you won't have to share me with anyone else
01:03:15do you want to play again yeah it's starting to become a lot more fun
01:03:35you are killing it how much do you think i've won
01:03:46two million two million wow life is really a drama box
01:03:52i wonder how i just got so good at gambling all of it
01:03:55congratulations you two have just won vip treatment this way please
01:04:13this doesn't look like the vip room
01:04:17hey you didn't bother to check here we are did you no one wins this much money
01:04:23you want fair and square let us go the money island comes with conditions
01:04:29win or lose hanson you belong to me tonight is that so you might want to check out who i am first
01:04:37who you are doesn't matter once i set my eyes on someone they don't get away
01:04:43okay let us go i don't care about it just please let us leave this is my turn who the
01:04:51are you to make demands hey no
01:04:58get them what are you waiting for
01:05:02who the hell are you are they why are they helping us
01:05:14and why are they helping us joe listen to me there's things i haven't told
01:05:17take him away
01:05:20no let him go i'll call the police leon you're my bodyguard you're my friend you're betraying me let him go
01:05:28oh no honey don't you know who he is he's my boyfriend oh come on stop kidding yourself
01:05:39he's been using him you're just another delusional bitch
01:05:46we were assisted we were asked to assist in taking the prince but the prince once gave us an order
01:05:51that young lady cannot be harmed mana your car is waiting for you
01:06:21are you trying to humiliate me are you not attracted to me
01:06:30can we talk
01:06:33about what all right i've been avoiding this my stepmother and your mother are close friends
01:06:40we've known each other since we were teens i think we can call ourselves friends
01:06:45no we're more than that arthur i don't care about your little games on the side but you need to
01:06:51respect me respect doesn't that mean being honest with each other we've never loved each other eve
01:06:56we never will but what is it that you like about me is it my title as a prince
01:07:01or is it me as a man what are you trying to say i want a real relationship eve not a
01:07:08transaction or an exchange or something based on status and title we need to make a sacred
01:07:14bow before god eve i think we both deserve to find real love i will not accept that tomorrow if
01:07:21i knew the whole world's gonna hear about our engagement and that woman is gonna read about
01:07:26it she'll think you've been playing her the whole time love love is just a
01:07:35bullshit word in our world
01:07:40eve
01:07:45eve
01:07:57who are you doing that you see i got an invite
01:08:01to your engagement party now i was not gonna come but i gotta ask you what about joe huh huh
01:08:08what about joe
01:08:11yeah this is great this is great that's a great ass hole you being here you have to help me you have
01:08:18to help me find joe i need to find her before midday
01:08:31joe
01:08:37i'm worried about you
01:08:38i'm sorry if you ever i'm so scared that i wouldn't find you
01:08:42let me explain breaking news prince arthur the most handsome royal in europe has officially announced
01:08:49his engagement to miss eve of the ian family at noon today to the global
01:08:53you asshole you're just like everybody else and other assholes no let me explain
01:08:58what's there to explain
01:09:03i owe you the deepest apology of all i wasn't honest about who i am
01:09:09stop killing yourself he's been using you you mark my words
01:09:14he'll leave you too you're just another delusional bit
01:09:18i always do
01:09:19you asshole you're just like everybody else another asshole no let me explain what's there to
01:09:27explain i've been searching for you everywhere just to find out you're engaged with another
01:09:31woman why are you still toying with me i rushed all the way here so you wouldn't see the news
01:09:36and get the wrong idea meeting you has shown me what i really want and i don't want eve i don't
01:09:42love her i never have i want you only you no explanations life is short pride shame none of those matter
01:09:56i only want to embrace this fleeting sorrow this fleeting joy
01:10:09joe
01:10:12joe
01:10:42joe
01:10:50my ninth wish
01:10:52to kill the one i hate the most
01:10:55joe
01:10:56joe
01:10:57joe
01:10:57joe
01:11:02joe
01:11:14joe
01:11:15joe
01:11:17You abandoned me when I was ten. Are you here to bring me food? I'm starved. How
01:11:27could a mother be so heartless? Look at that woman downstairs. She keeps stealing my food.
01:11:34I'm hungry. Don't say you've forgotten who I am. Did you ever even love me? My daughter will be
01:11:42home from school soon. Oh, I need to buy her a cake. That's my daughter's. That's all I have
01:11:58left. Now, David, please. Who are you? Why are you taking my daughter's things from me?
01:12:12How have you forgotten who I am? You didn't even love me, did you? It's all I have met.
01:12:29You've truly forgotten who I am. Did you ever even love me?
01:12:36Joe, I love you. Truly.
01:12:41I want to apologize to everyone in the royal family who believed in me. I have let you
01:12:51down and I've failed to meet your expectations. But I must follow my heart. I hereby renounce
01:12:58all my rights as heir to the throne. To all those who followed me, I owe you an apology
01:13:03as well. Like everyone else, I have moments of doubt and weakness. But in the end, we must
01:13:10all face our truth.
01:13:12Joe, I owe you the deepest apology of all. I wasn't honest about who I am. Please give me
01:13:19another chance. Give us a chance.
01:13:26That's a man worth loving. When she was ten, I left my daughter for a man. Oh, he was a
01:13:39bad. I've regretted it ever since, but it's too late now. Take this. I don't deserve forgiveness.
01:13:51If you see her, tell her. Love was hell for me. But I pray love will be redemption for her.
01:14:02I thought you might want to see this. It's Joe's medical records.
01:14:10I never believed someone could truly love me. In my loneliest moments, no one was there. I pretended
01:14:35to be strong. Telling myself I needed no love. Nobody. Then I met you, Arthur. Your fate's
01:14:44final gift. Its last act of mercy. To love and be loved. It's so simple, yet so profound. I feel
01:14:54as if my old wounds are exposed again. Only to be healed. To love is to be brave. You made
01:15:01me brave. For once, I'm unafraid. To give. Even if it means being hurt. For me, this is
01:15:10the perfect ending. We all leave. Sooner or later. I'm just a bit faster than others. Arthur.
01:15:18Thank you. My final wish. To watch the sunset and then depart.
01:15:27You can't leave me like this. I need an answer. I have kids. This vacation is my last. I'm not
01:15:45asking about that. Tomorrow, I could die in an accident. The day after that, the world
01:15:55could end. Everything could disappear. But I love you, Joe. And I need to know. Did you ever love me?
01:16:08I did. I do. It was just too late. Do you remember the story you once told me? The story? About
01:16:21Altair and Vhagar? Separated by the Milky Way and then reunited on the Bridge of Birds? Is this
01:16:31really your final wish? Yes. I wish to leave this Earth. Watching the sun go down.
01:16:44Then let me stay with you. Or we can fight the fates. I would fight for you to the very end. If you would just trust me.
01:16:58Father. I feel that one day you'll forget me. I could never forget you. Even if I tried. We're like Altair and Vhagar. The birds of the Universe want us to be together. Joe. Please.
01:17:26Please. Let's live. Even just for one more day.